Jiminy chicken, he flew the coop!
vote for my DEAR DEER EGG here
I, for one, welcome our new Dalegg overlords. #eggsterminate
“I like my eggs fried hard as nails.” - Loser of the Caption Contest in My Head
I, for one, pray our new chicken overlords spare us all. #005
“That’s it, is it?” • How to Jump on Eggs Without Breaking Them • via Kottke
“I don’t always drink whiskey, but, when I do, I drink Chicken Cock Whiskey” - Every Hen Ever
complimentary cock
“Please take your hand off my cock.” #USA! #USA!
“Two chickens. Red, white, and black. Germany.”
